Best 51 Single line / One line status updates for Whatsapp Twitter & Facebook

Social networking sites have taken over our lives and provided a platform to express ourselves and let the world know ‘what’s cooking inside’! Status update is one such component of the most used social sites : Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter that let you speak up your mind. Here’s a list of best one line status that you can use to express yourself with attitude, anger, joy or emotions!

51 One Liners for Facebook ,Twitter and Whatsapp Status

  1. Respect your ‘own’ self to be respected by others
  2. I am not short tempered, I just react to bullshits instantly
  3. I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you about 5 times
  4. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
  5. I am ME; Nothing more nothing less; JUST ME
  6. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you know everything.
  7. Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
  8. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
  9. Don’t get mad – Just get even.
  10. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder
  11. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
  12. If friendship is your weakest point then you’re the strongest person in the world.
  13. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  14. I’m not drunk; I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  15. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock…
  16. People with status don’t need status…
  17. If procrastination was an Olympic event, I’d compete in it later.
  18. Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
  19. “Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
  20. Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..
  21. *Walking around supermarket* *don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
  22. [legally changes name to ‘Proud Of You’] “SAY MY NAME DAD”
  23. It isn’t sufficient just to want – you’ve got to ask yourself what you are going to do to get the things you want.
  24. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s tripods with one leg missing.
  25. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
  26. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
  27. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
  28. “Life is planning a pleasant curve for me” : Self console therapy
  29. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  30. Scientist say the world is made up of Proton, Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons
  31. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
  32. Even Romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
  33. You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now f*****g act like it.
  34. People say me bad.. But trust me I am the worst!
  35. I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
  36. If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
  37. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  38. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  39. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
  40. I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
  41. Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’?
  42. At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food!
  43. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  44. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get
  45. If you want to stand out, don’t be different, be outstanding.
  46. If you can’t change the situation, change your attitude!
  47. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
  48. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  49. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
  50. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great.
  51. You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status


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